wayne@csri.toronto.edu (Wayne Hayes) (02/07/90)
Seen on a local advertisement for a Christmas party awhile ago: Scene: A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living room. A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and white toque hunches over the fireplace, filling stockings with gifts, sees the boy over his shoulder. His eyebrows are raised, matter-of-factly. Caption: "I'm sorry you've seen me, Billy. Now I'll have to kill you." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.