schaker@scubed.scubed.com (Stefan Chakerian) (02/08/90)
(heard this from my roommate--hope he didn't get it from rhf!) A mathematician is showing a new proof he came up with to a large group of peers. After he's gone through most of it, one of the mathematicians says "Wait! That's not true. I have a counter-example!" He replies, "That's okay. I have two proofs." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions, but about 20% of the replies bounce.