scott%kong@gatech.edu (Scott Coulter) (02/08/90)
From Jay Leno's monologue (2/7/90): Speaking of the new McDonald's in Moscow, Leno says: Actually the first fast-food franchise in the Soviet Union was supposed to be Taco Bell, but it was called off the Soviet officials heard the Taco Bell slogan: "RUN FOR THE BORDER!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca