alexb@jolnet.orpk.il.us (Alex Bianchini) (02/09/90)
This is what the Cockney alphabet looks like: AlexB A for 'Orses ('ay for 'orses) B for Mutton (Beef or Mutton) C for Miles (see for miles) D for Ential (Differential) E for Brick ('Eave a Brick) F for Vessence (Effervescence) G for Get It (Gee, forget it!) H for Bless You (Aitsshfa! A sneeze) I for The Engine (Ivor the Engine) J for Oranges (Jaffa Oranges) K for Restaurant (Cafe or Restaurant) L for Leather ('Ell for Leather) M for Sis (Emphasis) N for Lope (Envelope) O for The Garden Wall (Over the Garden Wall) P for Relief (??) Q for a Bus (Queue for a Bus) R for Mo ('alf a Mo) S for Rantzen (Esther Rantzen) T for Two (Tea for Two) U for Me (You for Me) V for La France (Vive la France) W for the Winnings (Double you for the Winnings) X for Breakfast (Eggs for Breakfast) Y for Husband (Wife or Husband) Z for Wind (Zephyr Wind) {ed There are various versions of some of these, check rec.humor for them if you desire.} -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes.