[rec.humor.funny] no offense intended

robin@ima.ima.isc.com (Robin Gyver) (02/13/90)

{rq Guvf negvpyr pbagnvaf n jbeq fb anfgl, gung rira jura dhbgrq, vg
unf tbggra Znex Gjnva'f obbxf onaarq.}

Jvgu nyy gur erprag synzntr va erp.uhzbe.q, V'ir orra unys
rkcrpgvat gur bevtvangbe gb cbfg fbzrguvat yvxr gur sbyybjvat:

] Va n erprag negvpyr va erp.uhzbe, V jebgr
] > D. Ubj qb lbh fgbc n avttre sebz qebjavat?
] > N. Gnxr lbhe sbbg bss uvf urnq.
]
] Fbzr crbcyr jebgr gb gryy zr gurl sbhaq guvf bssrafvir.  V erernq
] vg naq V nterr.  Urer vf gur hcqngrq irefvba bs gur wbxr.
]
] D. Ubj qb lbh fgbc n avttre sebz qebjavat?
] N. Gnxr lbhe sbbg bss uvf be ure urnq.
]
] Ntnva, V ncbybtvmr gb nal srzvavfgf bhg gurer sbe zl rneyvre
] qensg.

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