steveu%videovax.tv.tek.com@relay.cs.net (Steve Ulrich) (02/23/90)
[ It's original. Would a real comedian take credit for this? ] Recently, six members of the University of Nevada Las Vegas basketball team were suspended from the team for "failure to pay long distance phone bills..." Gee, wouldn't it have been simpler just to garnish their wages? -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca