howeird@hpwrce.hp.com (Howard Stateman) (02/23/90)
These Lawyer jokes are from the Nolo Press's newspaper. What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities. ******************************************** Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach? The cats keep covering them up with sand. ******************************************** Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. "Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other." "Okay, you first," replied the other. That was the end of the discussion. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes.