jonathan@uunet.uu.net (Jonathan Dwyer) (02/28/90)
Recently an episode of the LWT series 'BREAD' contained the following exchange (reproduced without permission): Man #1: Well I didn't want Julie to get pregnant and Julie didn't want to get pregnant! Man #2: I suppose if you don't want to get wet, you don't go in the water... Man #1: But what if you only want to paddle? Man #2: Then you wear your wellies. (NB. Wellington Boots are knee-length rubber boots, if cross-culturality is a problem.) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.