[rec.humor.funny] Junk bonds

agw@hudson.cs.columbia.edu (Art Werschulz) (02/28/90)

[Heard from a friend ...]

I understand that Merril-Lynch is going to buy out Drexel-Burnham.
They're going to call the new outfit Lynch and Burnham.
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