jms@tardis.tymnet.com (Joe Smith) (03/01/90)
Heard at a New Year's Eve party: Q: What is the definition of a tachyon? A: It's a gluon that's not completely dry. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand correct everybody's postings?