[rec.humor.funny] Dirty Laundry

HAMER@ruby.vcu.edu (ROBERT M. HAMER) (03/06/90)

The Washington Post, Wednesday, February 28, 1990, reported that
Jesse Jackson was apparently peeved that Governer William Donald
Schaefer offered to incorporate the District of Columbia into
Maryland in the event it did not attain statehood.  [Note:  the
District was originally formed of land taken from both Virginia
and Maryland.] 

The article then added, "Schaefer's suggestion is not without
precedent.  In 1846, the land that is not Arlington and Alexandria
was ceded back to Virginia because the District did not think it
would ever be useful."

Sounds like an equally compelling reason to give the rest of it back.

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