CURGPUN@oac.ucla.edu (chuck) (03/06/90)
In case you hadn't heard, Donald Trump had his children sign a prenatal
agreement.
From: golson@east.sun.com (Steve Golson)
Subject: Trump divorce
From the March 1990 _Playboy_ interview with Donald Trump:
Playboy: How is your marriage?
Trump: Just fine. Ivana is a very kind and good woman. I also think she has
the instincts and drive of a good manager. She's focused and she's a
perfectionist.
Playboy: And as a wife, not a manager?
Trump: I never comment on romance.... She's a great mother, a good woman who
does a good job.
Playboy: What is marriage to you? Is it monogamous?
Trump: I don't have to answer that. I never speak about my wife -- which is
one of the advantages of _not_ being a politician. My marriage is and should
be a personal thing.
From: dykema@math.berkeley.edu (Kenneth J. Dykema)
Subject: The Donald
Overheard at a party:
The bookmakers are taking bets on who Donald Trump
will marry next (a serious remark).
Odds are: Marylin ....(?) 34 to 1
Elizabeth Taylor 5000 to 1
etc. etc.
Boy George 65000 to 1.
Someone else who overheard suggested that
_The_Donald_ would place a large bet,
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