steven@uts.amdahl.com (Fearless Leader) (03/18/90)
From the San Francisco Chronicle "Personals" column of 01/22/90: Readers of New York magazine were asked to submit made-up headlines for tabloid newspapers. Some of the suggestions: "Dog Missing Since 1940 Returns, Bites Master" "I Found Danny DeVito's Head in a Dumpster" "Satanic Messages in Nintendo Imperil our Youth" "Sky-diving Mom Gives Birth During Free-Fall" "Your Remote Control Could Launch Nuclear Weapons" "Man Held in Shooting Death of Own Siamese Twin" "Cocker Spaniel Shoots INtruder, Calls 911 to Save Master" "Infant Grows Sideburns During Visit to Graceland" "Aliens Reconstruct Berlin Wall" -- Steven Swinkels Amdahl Corporation -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.