rjd@ucbvax.berkeley.edu (Robert Jon Diamond) (03/19/90)
Knock Knock. Who's There? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana half a billion dollars. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead. Administrative note: One of the entries in the oneliner file, the "DP irregular verbs" "I construct algorithms/you program/he uses fortran" was actually taken from the Devil's DP Dictionary, a book most of you would enjoy.