brick@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (Stephen Brick) (03/22/90)
I heard this from a friend at Duke University: Six year-old boy to his father: Daddy, can I have a train set ? His Father: Does your dick touch your ass ? Boy, reaching into his pants: No. His Father: Well, come back when it does. Five years pass. Eleven year-old boy to his father: Dad, can I have a ten speed bike ? His Father: Does your dick touch your ass ? Boy, reaching into his pants: No. His Father: Well, come back when it does. Another five years passes. Sixteen year-old boy to his father: Dad, can I have a car ? His Father: Does your dick touch your ass ? Boy: Yes, it does. Father: Good. Then go fuck yourself. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca