wallich@decwrl.dec.com (04/09/90)
The three stages of marital sex: Honeymoon sex: This is where you have sex three or four times a night. Vacation sex: This is where you have sex ten or twelve times a year. Oral sex: This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from your spouse and yell "FUCK YOU". -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.