[rec.humor.funny] RTFM

gwh@ocf.berkeley.edu (04/10/90)

rtfm(l)             UNIX Programmer's Manual		  rtfm(l)



NAME
     rtfm - read the fucking manual

SYNOPSIS
     rtfm

OPTIONS
     None, you have to read the manual for an answer.

DESCRIPTION
     Used when lazy people ask stupid questions.  Normaly cried
     out in vain.

FILES
     /dev/null

ENVIRONMENT
     Any.

SEE ALSO
     man(1)

DIAGNOSTICS
     Is an diagnostic.	Since you are reading this you are get-
     ting the idea.

BUGS
     Ha!



























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