honig@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (David A Honig) (04/10/90)
A Ernfbaf Jul Zbgbeplpyrf Ner Orggre Guna Jbzra ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Zbgbeplpyrf bayl arrq gurve syhvqf punatrq rirel 2,000 zvyrf. Zbgbeplpyrf' pheirf arire fnt. Zbgbeplpyrf ynfg ybatre. Zbgbeplpyrf qba'g trg certanag. Lbh pna evqr n Zbgbeplpyrf nal gvzr bs gur zbagu. Zbgbeplpyrf qba'g unir cneragf. Zbgbeplpyrf qba'g juvar hayrff fbzrguvat vf ernyyl jebat. Lbh pna xvpx lbhe Zbgbeplpyr gb jnxr vg hc. Lbh pna funer lbhe Zbgbeplpyr jvgu lbhe sevraqf. Vs lbhe Zbgbeplpyr znxrf gbb zhpu abvfr, lbh pna ohl n zhssyre. Lbh bayl arrq gb trg n arj punva be oryg sbe lbhe Zbgbeplpyr jura gur byq bar vf _ernyyl_ jbea. Vs lbhe Zbgbeplpyr fzbxrf, lbh pna qb fbzrguvat nobhg vg. Zbgbeplpyrf qba'g pner nobhg ubj znal bgure Zbgbeplpyrf lbh unir evqqra. Jura evqvat, lbh naq lbhe Zbgbeplpyr obgu neevir ng gur fnzr gvzr. Zbgbeplpyrf qba'g pner nobhg ubj znal bgure Zbgbeplpyrf lbh unir. Zbgbeplpyrf qba'g zvaq vs lbh ybbx ng bgure Zbgbeplpyrf, be vs lbh ohl Zbgbeplpyr zntnmvarf. Arj Zbgbeplpyrf zhfg or nfxrq sbe, naq vs lbh qba'g jnag gb cnl sbe gurz, lbh qba'g trg gurz. Vs lbhe Zbgbeplpyr tbrf syng, lbh pna svk vg. Vs lbhe Zbgbeplpyr vf gbb ybbfr, lbh pna gvtugra vg. Vs lbhe Zbgbeplpyr vf gbb fbsg, lbh pna trg qvssrerag fubpxf. Vs lbhe Zbgbeplpyr vf zvfnyvtarq, lbh qba'g unir gb qvfphff cbyvgvpf gb pbeerpg vg. Lbh pna unir n orre juvyr evqvat lbhe Zbgbeplpyr. Lbh pna unir n oynpx Zbgbeplpyr naq fubj vg gb lbhe cneragf. Lbh qba'g unir gb or wrnybhf bs gur thl gung jbexf ba lbhe Zbgbeplpyr. Lbh qba'g unir gb qrny jvgu cevrfgf be oybbq-grfgf gb ertvfgre lbhe Zbgbeplpyr. Lbh qba'g unir gb pbaivapr lbhe Zbgbeplpyr gung lbh'er n zbgbeplpyvfg naq gung lbh guvax gung Zbgbeplpyrf ner rdhnyf. (gur nqqvgvbany abgrf jrer pbagevohgrq ol gur nhgube'f sevraq "oryrj") Vs lbh fnl onq guvatf gb lbhe Zbgbeplpyrf, lbh qba'g unir gb ncbyvtvmr orsber lbh pna evqr vg ntnva. Lbh pna evqr n Zbgbeplpyr nf ybat nf lbh jnag naq vg jba'g trg fber. Lbhe cneragf qba'g erznva va gbhpu jvgu lbhe byq Zbgbeplpyr nsgre lbh qhzc vg. Zbgbeplpyrf nyjnlf srry yvxr tbvat sbe n evqr. Zbgbeplpyrf qba'g vafhyg lbh vs lbh ner n onq evqre. Lbhe Zbgbeplpyr arire jnagf n avtug bhg nybar jvgu gur bgure Zbgbeplpyrf. Zbgbeplpyrf qba'g pner vs lbh ner yngr. Lbh qba'g unir gb gnxr n fubjre orsber evqvat lbhe Zbgbeplpyr. Vg'f nyjnlf bx gb hfr gvr qbjaf ba lbhe Zbgbeplpyr. Vs lbhe Zbgbeplpyr qbrfa'g ybbx tbbq, lbh pna cnvag vg be trg orggre cnegf. Lbh pna'g trg qvfrnfrf sebz n Zbgbeplpyr lbh qba'g xabj irel jryy. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site. DON'T ASK ME. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do. If you MUST complain, look or ask for the RHF offensive jokes policy sheet.