6600pete@ucsbuxa.UUCP (04/13/90)
A friend of mine worked as a computer operator in a company with a large IBM computer. One day, they called in the repairman for a faulty console. When the repairman arrived to check out the problem, he noticed that some of the keys of the console keyboard were stuck down, in the shape of a closed fist. His comment: "We can fix this, but it will not be under warranty." Richard Thomsen RISKS Digest -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca Administrative note: The RTFM manual page was written by Pete Shipley at Berkeley