ijd@hplb.hpl.hp.com (Ian) (04/15/90)
I heard this from Nick Rothwell of the LFCS: Following the success of their object oriented version of C, C++, AT&T are rumoured to be working on a similar version of Cobol. Although the working name of the project is Cobol++, the product brand name will of course respect the maturity of the marketplace. It will be called ADD_ONE_TO_COBOL. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke."