dill@cs.buffalo.edu (Peter Dill) (05/25/90)
{ed This particularly good original joke is being reposted because it
did not make it to some sites.}
It's spring and that means that young men's thoughts turn away from the
computer projects they should be working on and onto making top ten lists:
Top Ten Soviet Demands Of Lithuania
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10. Must publicly claim that Yakov Smirnoff is actually from
Lithuania.
9. Stop sending the tape of the trampling of the USSR's flag to
America's Funniest Home Videos.
8. Must stop holding annual "Lithium Mania" festival
7. Soviet military will be eligible for the "Dash for Cash" on the
Morning Zoo.
6. Television stations must stop playing "Funky President" underneath
Gorbachev's speeches.
5. Must port SYSV R2 into fp.
4. Get those damned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles off their new flag.
3. Admit that as long as there is no food or resources they might as well
stay in the Soviet Union.
2. President Landsbergis must take part in the "Barney Miller" TV reunion.
1. Invite the Red Army in to participate in joint military exercises at
2am some morning.
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