[rec.humor.funny] Breathalyser ??

eric@hpqtdla.sqf.hp.com (Eric Percival) (05/26/90)

Heard on UK Channel 4's Clive Anderson Talks Back, told by Frank Carson,
an Irish comedian:

A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding.  She pulls into
the side of the road and winds down her window.  The officer walks
round and starts undoing his fly - "Oh dear" she says, "Not the
breathalyser again!"

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