[rec.humor.funny] does a sun wear out?

Robert.Cohn@ius3.ius.cs.cmu.edu (05/28/90)

This is a real message from an undergraduate programmer.  The names
have been changed.  A file full of control-H's for the best response to
the programmer on the dangers of overworking a Sun.


> Hi,
> I'm the student working for Professor Harry Q. Bovik.
> Saturday night I ^H^[[4~one of my programs created
> too many processes on the professors office a^H
> machine(hqb) and now I can't kill them . The only way
> I know to do so is reboot the machine manually but
> his office is locked. I don;t really need to use the
> machine until MOnday but I also so^H^Hdon't know what
> a Sun running at full speed will do afe^Hter  2 days.
> Any suggestions or help would be appreciated.
> Thans^Hks.
>                -Biff
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