[rec.humor.funny] HOW TO GET UNLOST

SBROWN@kentvm.bitnet (Steven R. Brown) (05/30/90)

 
  (Told by our fishing guide; Lord knows where he got it.)
 
 
  Guide:  If you ever get lost out here, do you know what to do?
 
  Us neophytes:  What?
 
  Guide:  Jack off.  Somebody will see you.
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