stuart@orac.hq.ileaf.com (Stuart Freedman x1708) (05/31/90)
{ed Additions to the "Shit Happens," as interpreted by world religions, list.}
Relayed-From: io!ileaf!sunne!East!bruces (Bruce Sesnovich - Sun BOS Information Architecture)
I offer my own additions:
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armaggedon.
ISLAM: When shit happens, kill Salman Rushdie.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: When shit doesn't happen, don't call a doctor--pray.
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And also From: pszila@u.washington.edu (Peter Szilard)
SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions:
TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucious says, "Shit happens".
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
ISLAM: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible.
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