friedl@mtndew.UUCP (Stephen J. Friedl) (06/01/90)
>From _Access to Energy_, June 1990 (without permission, but excerpted only):
The Competitive Institute (Washington D.C.) announced an
energy conservation award to M. Gorbachev and delivered it
to the Soviet Embassy on May 1. "In recent weeks Mikhail
Gorbachev has reduced Lithuanian oil and gas consumption by
over 80%," stated CEI president Fred Smith. "These
unprecedented strides in energy conservation, accomplished
in what by Western standards is an incredibly short time,
demonstrate the importance of looking beyond our borders for
new ideas on how to save energy..."
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