rpw@uvacs.cs.virginia.edu (06/02/90)
The Definitive Statement on Education: || What You Think | How You Act | What You Learn || You Know | | || | | --------------------++-------------------+-------------------+------------------ --------------------++-------------------+-------------------+------------------ || | | Grade School || How To Have Fun | Try To Have Fun | How To Behave || | | --------------------++-------------------+-------------------+------------------ || | | High School || Everything | Like You Know | How To Learn || | Everything | || | | --------------------++-------------------+-------------------+------------------ || | | College || Just About | Like You Know | That There Are || Everything | Quite Alot | Things You || | | Don't Know || | | --------------------++-------------------+-------------------+------------------ || | | Grad School || Some Things | Like You Know | That You (Masters) || | Alot | Really Don't || | | Know Much || | | --------------------++-------------------+-------------------+------------------ || | | Grad School || Nothing | Like You Don't | How Huge And (PhD) || | Want People To | Vast An Amount || | Know That You | You Really || | Know Nothing | Don't Know || | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --ray -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.