[rec.humor.funny] Ideal Man

flak@thalatta.com (Dan Flak) (06/03/90)

Told to me at a recent St. Paddy's Day Party by a former (female)
supervisor.

"I think the ideal man is like a beluga whale -- he has a four
foot tongue and can breathe out of a hole in the top of his
head".
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