[rec.humor.funny] Bush gives "reading" lessons

jld@iwtng.att.com (Jeffrey L David) (06/28/90)

Heard on David Letterman (6/26)

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When President Bush announced today the need for tax increases a reporter
asked him about his campaign promise of "Read my lips!"  Bush replied:
"Read my middle finger!"
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