PSWUENSC@ecuvm1.bitnet (Karl L. Wuensch) (06/30/90)
My mother told me this one:
A little Jewish boy was telling his mother about how he had won a part
in a play that was being done at school. His mother asked, "What is the part
you will play, Saul?" Saul responded, "I shall play the Jewish husband," to
which the mother replied, "Well, you go right back to that teacher and tell
her that you want a SPEAKING part!"
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