HSCSALA@umnhsnve.UUCP (Al Asmus) (07/03/90)
Overheard in a small gathering at a pub...
A man asks:
What's the difference between your wife and your girlfriend?
Answer:
60 pounds!
A woman counters with:
What's the difference between your husband and your boyfriend?
Answer:
60 minutes!
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