wehr@sharkey.cc.umich.edu (Bruce Wehr) (07/04/90)
Soupy Sales used this at a local comedy club (as best as I can remember it): A young girl is sitting in a barber shop with her mother, eating a twinkie, and anxiously awaiting her first hair cut. When her turn comes, she brings her twinkie with her to the chair, and the barber covers her. Soon, she pulls the twinkie out for a bite. "You're getting hair on your twinkie," the barber playfully warns. "Yes, I know," replies the girl. "And I'm getting boobs, too." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please use looking.on.ca and not just looking or looking.uucp. Administrative note: From: Joe Simpson <jbs@rti.rti.org> The Deer Hunt is a copyrighted piece. It appears in the final chapter of a book titled "Redneckin' Made Easy", by Bo Whaley, 1988, published by Rutledge Hill Press, Nashville, Tennessee. Not only is it copyrighted, but this reproduction is quite a bit less funny than the original, having left out a couple of words and events here and there. -joe