witters@tc.fluke.com (John Witters) (07/06/90)
I guess this falls into the "Now I've Seen Everything" category.
I was in the local Safeway a few weeks ago, and in the aisle where they keep
the toys I saw Freddie Krueger night-lights for sale.
Goodnight, and sweet dreams!
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