dbf@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca (David Ferrier) (07/06/90)
[source unknown]
An Irishman and an Englishman park their cars side by side
in a pub parking lot. The Irishman has a clapped-out 1954
Morris 1000; the Englishman, a new Rolls-Royce.
Irishman:
Shure and t'ats a mighty fine-lookin' motor car you
have there, soar! If you please...what does a man have
to do to get a motor car like that?
Englishman:
Than-kew vehry much, my good man.
I woahk foah Cunard.
Irishman:
I wurk foahcun `ard, too!
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