dbf@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca (David Ferrier) (07/06/90)
[source unknown] An Irishman and an Englishman park their cars side by side in a pub parking lot. The Irishman has a clapped-out 1954 Morris 1000; the Englishman, a new Rolls-Royce. Irishman: Shure and t'ats a mighty fine-lookin' motor car you have there, soar! If you please...what does a man have to do to get a motor car like that? Englishman: Than-kew vehry much, my good man. I woahk foah Cunard. Irishman: I wurk foahcun `ard, too! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.