kstock@gouldfr.encore.fr (Kevin STOCK - MIS (Compta)) (07/11/90)
This comes from "Week Ending", a satirical news program on
BBC Radio 4 (which I still manage to get in France).
BUSH: Watch my nose: no new taxes.
QUAYLE: Er ... Mr President ...
That's meant to be "Watch my lips".
BUSH: No, Dan. If they watch my lips, they'll see that
I'm lying through my teeth.
Watch my nose, no new taxes.
QUAYLE: Er ... Mr President ... Your nose ... It's getting longer!
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