pat@grebyn.com (Pat Bahn) (07/13/90)
A guy asks a LA girl out on a date after meeting her in a bar. She says "What kind of car do you drive?". He replies " A VW Bug". She scornfully says " That's awfully small!" and he replies, "Don't worry, I'm not going to fuck you with the car". (This joke is an old croation/balkan joke, invcolving a peasant farmer with a small plot trying to get a woman to marry him.) -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca