dykema@math.berkeley.edu (Kenneth J. Dykema) (07/14/90)
Overheard at a party:
The bookmakers are taking bets on who Donald Trump
will marry next (a serious remark).
Odds are: Marylin ....(?) 34 to 1
Elizabeth Taylor 5000 to 1
etc. etc.
Boy George 65000 to 1.
Someone else who overheard suggested that
_The_Donald_ would place a large bet,
then marry Boy George.
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