PAAAAA7@calstate.UUCP (Rich McGee) (07/19/90)
A high school history teacher is giving a pop quiz to her class: "Who said 'Give me liberty, or give me death'?" Akito, the class wit, stands politely and replies "Nathan Hale, 1776" "Very Ggood, Akito! Now who said 'We shall have peace with honor'?" Again, Akito rises. "Richard Nixon, 1975." "Very good, again, Akito. Class, don't you feel just a *little* uncomfortable knowing that this Japanese child, of immigrant parents, knows so much about US history?" From the back of the room comes a cry: "Screw the Japanese!" "Harry S. Truman, 1945." -- Another joke from Ted Allen -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?