beigel-richard@cs.yale.edu (Richard Beigel) (07/20/90)
Heard on WCBS radio, New York: A blind man was arrested for "driving without a license" after the car he was driving crashed into a tree. He explained to police that this was the fulfillment of one of his "lifelong dreams": to drive an automobile. Apparently he had fulfilled another of his lifelong dreams the preceding weekend: to play outfield for the New York Yankees. -- Richard Beigel Yale Dept. of Computer Science -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.