chrisj@attila.oz.au (Chris Jack) (07/21/90)
A man is running along and falls off a cliff - I don't know why he falls off a cliff, he just does, OK? As he's falling he manages to grab onto a tree about 15 feet down, growing out from the side of the cliff. Now he's hanging there and he looks down and sees this 200 feet drop below him, but he knows he's only 15 feet from the top of cliff. Looking up he cries out for help, "Is there anybody up there?" Much to his surprise he is heard. A voice replies which can only be that of the lord (the reverb has been turned up and there's too much bass), "Let... go..." The man looks down at the 200 feet drop, and then looking up once more, cries out, "Is there anybody else up there?" -- Chris Jack Expert Solutions Australia -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.