paul@actrix.co.nz (Paul Gillingwater) (07/25/90)
This one was heard recently from one of our senior managers who had just
be signed up by Oracle...
Q. Which hardware platform does Oracle perform the best on?
A. A 35 mm slide projector.
Remember... any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable
from a rigged demo!
{ed I've never used Oracle myself, so I make no comment about it.}
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