chuck@trantor.harris-atd.com (Chuck Musciano) (07/30/90)
My brother-in-law just recently became a dentist and was issued his DEA number, which allowed him to get prescription pads. A friend of his, also a new dentist, had the misfortune of losing one of his pads. After reporting the pad missing, he received a call from a pharmacist, who believed he had found someone using the missing pad. When asked what had raised his suspicions, the pharmacist replied that someone had just tried to get a prescription filled for "Mofine, 1 pound". -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.