[rec.humor.funny] Least Publishable Increment

sjreeves@eedsp.gatech.edu (Stan Reeves) (08/06/90)

[My office-mate, Robert Bamberger, and I wrote this abstract after
attending a particularly LPI-ish conference.  :-)  ]


	An Analytic Study of the Least Publishable Increment

	                    Abstract

	This paper presents an analytic study of the least 
	publishable increment (LPI).  The LPI is defined as 
	the smallest acceptable difference between two 
	publishable papers.  Two metrics for the LPI are derived.
	The first metric is based on a generalized distance
	measure derived from the Hausdorf metric and is used to
	differentiate between papers on similar topics by
	different authors.  The second metric describes a
	distance measure for papers from the same author.

	Further studies using cross-journal and conference
	proceedings relations are also discussed.  We outline a
	simple strategy for maximal publication based on these
	distance measures.  An illustrative example of the
	maximal publication scheme is shown and its correlation
	to actual publications is also given.  

	We present a proof that maximal publication based on
	the LPI is an optimal approach for junior faculty members
	attempting to get tenure.

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