poy@fiuggi.irvine.dg.com (David Poyourow) (08/10/90)
{ed I swore no more of these, but this one is by an expert, it claims.} I sent the "Shit Happens in Various Religions" to my friend John Stark, who happens to have a PhD in Religious Studies. A week later he sent me his revised version, which is pretty serious, which is pretty funny. TAOISM: Shit Happens, so flow with it. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen _properly_. BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really happening _to_ anyone. HINDUISM: This shit happening _is_ you. PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, praise the Lord for it! JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal? ISLAM: Shit happining is Allah's Will. EXISTENTIALISM: Shit happening is absurd! ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening? -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.