poy@fiuggi.irvine.dg.com (David Poyourow) (08/10/90)
{ed I swore no more of these, but this one is by an expert, it claims.}
I sent the "Shit Happens in Various Religions" to my friend John Stark,
who happens to have a PhD in Religious Studies. A week later he sent
me his revised version, which is pretty serious, which is pretty funny.
TAOISM: Shit Happens, so flow with it.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen _properly_.
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really happening _to_ anyone.
HINDUISM: This shit happening _is_ you.
PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, praise the Lord for it!
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
ISLAM: Shit happining is Allah's Will.
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit happening is absurd!
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
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