[rec.humor.funny] birthday present

cdash@boulder.colorado.edu (Charles Shub) (08/17/90)

He--	it's coming up on your birthday and i'd like some idea of what
	you'ld like for your birthday.

She--	i want a divorce!!

Pause--

He--	i'm really sorry, but i hadn't planned to spend that much
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