CBTS8001@iruccvax.ucc.ie (Peter Flynn, UCC Computer Centre) (08/26/90)
My wife saw these in the current _Business and Finance_ so maybe they're not that new. (USA readers substitute `Yugo' for `Lada')... Q. What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User's Manual? A. The bus and train timetables. Q. What do you call a Lada on a hill? A. A bloody miracle. I sure hope _B+F_ doesn't go looking for E. European advertisers nowadays... -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.