[rec.humor.funny] The cure for financial heartburn

hoyme@src.honeywell.com (Ken Hoyme) (08/31/90)

Heard a couple of nights ago on CNN:

    "The CNN Business Report is brought to you by Maalox."

Sad, but true!
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