[rec.humor.funny] Past, present, future

raj@margaux.UUCP (Bob Jewett) (09/02/90)

Seen on a birthday card:


  Outside:

     Forget about the past,

      You can't change it.


     Forget about the future,

      You can't predict it.

  
  Inside:


     Forget about the present,

      I didn't buy you one.
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