mkw6d@krebs.acc.virginia.edu (Martyn K. White) (09/09/90)
(Paraphrased from the British magazine "Private Eye")
There has been criticism of the government for not anticipating
the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait. For the future use of diplomats here
are three warning signs of possible invasion.
1) Many men in uniform with guns mass along the border of a country.
2) The leader of that country has a mustache.
3) The man with the mustache makes speeches about how the
neighboring country has really belonged to his for hundreds of years.
Martyn K. White, Box 441, U.Va, Cville VA 22908
(804) 924 8710
mkw6d@krebs.acc.Virginia.EDU
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