[rec.humor.funny] Nytol for your Vax

kehoe@scotty.dccs.upenn.edu (Brendan Kehoe) (09/14/90)

 Our lab's run by three of us (a guy is the 'manager' over all, a girl is
the 'operator' [read: Vax runner], and I run the Suns), and we tend to
pull practical jokes on each other every once in a while. The manager came
up with a real beauty last week.

 In the SHUTDOWN.COM procedures, he added a few lines to make it look like
this:

blahblah perform automatic reboot? blah blah...
(right after the last 'normal' question)

	Will I dream? [yes] 		(she types yes)
	Great! Lord knows I love a good dream.

<system comes down>
backup..
<system comes back up..enter SYLOGIN.COM>

	(audit messages about images coming up)

	Press [RETURN]:

	Let me fill you in on my dream! It was horrible!! I dreamt I was
	totally out-dated and I ran 4.3! And every night, after you all
	left, the Suns tormented me through the window! They're real	
	bitches, those Suns! One even threw a Mip at me!
	 I was so SCARED...God I'm glad you're back!

			Welcome to VAX/VMS 5.3-1.

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